I was going to plagiarize the lyrics for the KMFDM song Dogma- from their CD XTORT, half in an attempt to pass it off as my own to some unwitting readers, making me seem a lot more verbose and introspective, and half attempting to project my thoughts through their insight into angsty goodness.... Or something like that.

That’s probably why people love certain poets and authors. Because for them, the poets had the knack of finding that description that makes you want to point at the book and go "YEAH!! EXACTLY!!"

So, if you would please point at the screen and act as though I have just expounded the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, because its all just an attempt to feel important anyway.