Blue Moon Update:

This update is so that I wont have to communicate with the people I know through any conventional methods for the next few weeks, as I will be locking myself in my closet with old copies of Popular Mechanics, scraping the luminous stuff off of millions of glow in the dark Mickey Mouse watch hands, and trying to build a tactical warhead to send to Iceland, Via carrier pigeons.

Watch your ass Bjork, I'm gunning for you. :P

In the last week, I have been drunk, played video games, gone to the lake, and generally felt like a complete and total bum. Waking up at 4 in the afternoon to sit on your couch half clothed with the lights off playing video games with no plans for the day will do that to you. But that is all soon to change, as the previously mentioned warrant has been dismissed, thanks to my hobnobbing with the HNIC at the Garland Police department, and my application for the 911 job has been submitted AND picked up, also thanks to the aforementioned Boss Man.

The job is 2 days on, 2 days off, so I have also been considering trying to get in with a friend of mine at some cable laying job with the same schedule, working 2 full time jobs until I obtain certifiable "Fat Stacks" or until I drop dead, which ever comes first. I've already had nearly 3 months off, so I'm ready to bust ass like nobody's business. Reconize!

In other news, my plan for taking over the world is going smoothly, and none of you seem to have noticed it yet. Soon I will be in total control of your minds, allowing me to bend you to my will and fulfill my dream of fucking everyone in the world right in their dirty little ear.

Who ever said that I wasn't going places is going to get it in BOTH ears... fuckers.