I've not updated regularly because I don't really have anything new to say about my life that hasn't been said already by others.

Umm.. Crystal is amazing.

I have a car now. It runs, but makes weird clicking noises not entirely unlike every other car I have ever owned.

I'm working.. They pay me, which is nice. It allows me to aquire goods and services without having to steal them.

Ummm.

Fucking hell, if you want to hear a story call me, 469-366-1311. I'll breathe heavily into your ear and rub the phone with my crotch or something.

I guess I'm just not that interested in the glamour of having my thoughts on the internet anymore. Perhaps it had something to do with being stuck behind a computer for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week... Lucky if I get to sit DOWN for that long these days.

And yes that is, holy mother of god, my real phone number. I'm not worried about people looking up my address with it. Apparently AT&T has it listed as the number to a doorknob factory in Boise, Idaho.