1. What's on your bedside table?

A lamp that was given to me, and The Alarm Clock of DOOM! tm

2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection?

Hell... Probably "The Who-It's hard" or Nelly Furtado.. Blow me.

3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?

There's food in there?????

4. What is your secret guaranteed weeping film?

I cried in the theater during some scene in Forrest Gump, and in my apartment during A Knight's Tale, when he finds his father again.... Shut up.

5. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?

I'd get compound eyes, or retractable claws... I am 6 years old.

6. Do you have a completely irrational fear?

Spiders and snakes. I think that's it.. Oh and I get nervous during excessively long elevator rides.. I dont know why.

7. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?

My friends tell me that I get a certain look when I am trying to convince everyone to do something that *I* want to do. Other than that, I dont know.

8. Do you ever have to beg?

No, I make THEM beg.

(This question has now been made DIRTY)

9. Do you have too many love interests?

Nope, only one. She gets all of it.

10. Do you know anyone famous?

Famous people don't exist. They are grown in vats in a huge laboratory underneath hollywood, and then ground up and sold as hot-dogs when their careers fade.

11. Describe your bed.

The operation table in my Laboratory of LUST!! (this has now become a contest to see how many times I can say Laboratory)

12. Spontaneous or plan?

Go team spontaneity

13. Who should play you in a movie about your life?

Guy Pearce (I AM SEXY!).. Probably John Cusack, but I'd like to say Vincent Price.

14. Do you know how to play poker?

Yes, but I'm horrible at it. I say things like "WOW! Three aces!"...Out loud. I've lost at strip poker too.. all the way. It was cold.

15. What do you carry with you at all times?

Cigarettes and a lighter. And keys to my Laboratory. Heh.

16. How do you drive?

I'm looking for the checkered flag.

17. What do you miss most about being little?

All kinds of stuff. Summer days were years long. I didn't know how much ANYTHING cost, and that was fine...Hell, MUD was entertaining.

18. Are you happy with your given name?

I have issues with putting my entire real name on the internet for prying eyes (even though it's probably out there if you want to find it) but it sounds kind of like royalty to me when it's said in its entirety.. Trust me on this one.

19. What color is your bedroom?

White and concrete. I am punk as all fuck out.

20. What was the last song you were listening to?

The Toadies - Pressed Against the Sky

21. Have you ever been in a school play?

I rehearsed for a twisted version of Little Red Riding Hood when I was in 8th grade (as the wolf, of course), but came down with some kind of Martian Death Flu the week of the actual play. My drama teacher was crushed, as I was apparently his best student. Go me.

22. Have you ever been in love?

yes.

23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?

Yes, I think.

24. Have you ever done any illegal drugs?

No more than the average touring funk band.

25. Do you think you're cute?

Horribly. Bottle me and sell me, I'll make you rich.

26. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?

Inside, yes. On the surface, kind of... If you can get around my Jugular sense of humor.

Hooray for lazy assed updates.

Thank you to my awesome girlfriend for letting me steal her survey.

Now you know more about me than my relatives. Go you.