Becuase I am drunk, and have strange Yankee's in my house, I am now going to try typing every other sentance that gets said in this room for the next 10 minutes:

I have this exact same comic

See, she's a cutie.

Don't tell anyone I just did that.

I though that you were a big lesibain.

Oh jesus christ.

Is there anywhere to put on some music in here?

Put in, um, the second disk of the Anthology two.

And now I am drinking what he is drinking.

Or just bring me the Schnapps.

So, we dont have any food, but we have pleanty of liquer.

Cuz no one ever comes to Texas.

You are supposed to put a show on for me.

No, because I have a cigarette.

Yeahm, how was that? Puking in a wine goblet for you?

I had, like, a virus.

I can only make one more of those.

I think GInsburg would like to suck my dick.

The first powm I ever memorized was Jaberwalke by Carrol.

Eating in the desert.

ANd now, becuase I am drink, drink, drunk. I am going to go join the party and stop being a nerd... please love me.