I figure that there are enough diary entries and news broadcasts about war and people dying, so I'm going to avoid that whole thing entirely.

Here is a list of stuff that I like, in case there is an event, like a funeral or something, in which you feel obligated to get me something nice.

Canned Pinapple (the rings, so you can wear em)

Jack Daniels.

Rotary style telephones.

Blowjobs.

Stuff that glows blue in black light.

Driving around at night with the top down.

Pin-up art.

Tattoos.

The sound that ice makes in a glass cup.

Loud music.

The sausage biscuits that you get at donut stores.

Altoids.

Boobs.

Surround sound.

Pork.